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As Disneyland kicks off its 70th celebration event, media was invited to attend an all-new live show that is bringing the magic of Mickey Mouse and friends to life at Disneyland Resort! Debuting May 16, 2025, “Disney Jr. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Live!” is set to enchant young audiences at the Disney Theater in Hollywood Land, Disney California Adventure Park.

Inspired by the beloved Disney Junior series Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and the upcoming reboot Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+, this interactive stage production invites kids and families to join Mickey and Minnie as they prepare for a fun-filled party. When their friends Goofy, Daisy, and Pluto are missing, the duo embarks on a musical adventure to find them, culminating in a high-energy finale that brings everyone together.

The show is packed with original songs and interactive moments designed to get little ones singing, dancing, and clapping along. It’s a vibrant celebration that captures the spirit of the original series while introducing new elements from the forthcoming Mickey Mouse Clubhouse+.

You can check out a quick snippet of the show in clip below

“Disney Jr. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Live!” is part of Disneyland Resort’s 70th-anniversary festivities, adding to the excitement with this fresh, family-friendly attraction . Replacing the former Disney Junior Dance Party!, this new show continues the tradition of engaging young audiences with beloved characters and lively performances. So be sure to check it out on during your next stay over at Disneyland, it’s a good time for kids and adults too!

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Revisiting a chaotic, heart-wrenching world that still makes more sense than 2025 America

Lately, revisiting the games that shaped my love for storytelling, chaos, and connection feels less like nostalgia and more like a survival tactic. Escaping into fictional worlds where battles have a purpose, where loyalty, sacrifice, and resilience still mean something, has been a balm for my tired soul. And when I think about the games that gave me that kind of refuge, Gears of War is always at the top of the list.

Now, let me be clear: I don’t love every entry in the Gears franchise unconditionally. Some of the later games? Yeah…they’re like when your favorite TV show keeps getting renewed even after the story’s been told (I’m looking directly at you, Grey’s Anatomy). You appreciate the effort, but deep down, you know the magic isn’t quite the same. But Gears of War One through Three? Those are sacred to me. Those games built a world that somehow felt brutal, raw, and still full of heart.

Gears wasn’t just about mowing down Locusts with chainsaw bayonets (though, let’s be real, revving up that Lancer was pure serotonin). It was about the bond between Marcus Fenix, Dom Santiago, Damon Baird, and Augustus “Cole Train” Cole. That brotherhood wasn’t some paint-by-numbers bro-fest. It felt earned. It was messy and tender under all the armor and growling. Marcus was the stoic backbone who’d throw hands before throwing words. Dom was the soul. He was worn down, hurting, but still hopeful. Baird was the snarky genius who never knew when to shut up. And Cole? Cole was the party, the heart, the reminder that joy could still exist even when the world was actively trying to kill you.

I still remember the devastation I felt when Dom died. I’m talking “turn off the console, sit in the dark, stare at the wall like you just got hit by a truck full of feelings” levels of devastation. Dom wasn’t just a squadmate; he was the emotional core, the reminder that grief changes you, but love — even broken, battered love — still matters. I admittedly sobbed like a baby.

The action? Absolutely unhinged in the best way possible. Giant worm tunnels. Skydiving into enemy territory without a plan. Chainsaw duels that somehow made sense. Gears said, “Logic is optional,” and we said, “Another one, thank you.” There was something therapeutic about jumping into a world that was loud, bloody, and chaotic. A world where at least you knew who the enemy was. Unlike today, where half the time the enemy is some dude on a podcast explaining why basic human rights are “up for debate.”

And honestly? That’s why Gears hits harder now than ever. The story wasn’t just about fighting monsters. It was about survival after everything you trusted collapses. It was about rebuilding from ashes, protecting the people you love even when you’re bone-tired, and pushing forward when the world feels like it just wants you to quit. In today’s world, where every news cycle feels like a boss battle you didn’t level up enough for, that message feels more real than ever. Gears didn’t promise a clean victory. It promised that the fight — the messy, heartbreaking fight — was still worth it.

Gears of War didn’t promise a clean victory. It promised that the fight was still worth it, even when it broke you along the way.

Maybe that’s why, when everything feels like it’s on fire, I find myself picking up my Lancer again. Not to forget what’s happening, but to remind myself that even when things are bad, you fight, you love, and you protect your people. You might scream into the void a little (or a lot), but you keep moving. It’s the emotional equivalent of duct-taping your cracked phone and insisting it “works just fine.”

Now, there’s talk of Netflix adapting Gears of War into a few live-action projects, and I’m cautiously optimistic. I say cautious because…well…Netflix also gave us that Resident Evil series, and I’m still in therapy for that. But with the original Gears creators deeply involved, there’s real hope that it’ll be the brutal, beautiful, heart-wrenching chaos we deserve.

Until then, I’ll keep chainsawing my way through Locusts, ugly crying over Dom, and cracking jokes like my life depends on it. Because honestly? Some days, it kind of does.

Cover image via Gearsofwar.com

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“We bought the wrong house.”

That’s the intro to a Michigan man’s TikTok, which has earned over 194,000 views as of writing. True to his TikTok username @seans.crazy.life, Sean shared a rare conundrum he never thought his family would have to deal with: Becoming accidental squatters. 

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“How you know I ain’t prayed and worked every root my grandmother taught me to keep you and that crazy brother of yours safe every day since you been gone?”

When Annie (Wunmi Mosaku) speaks those words in the Warner Bros film Sinners, it feels like testimony instead of dialogue. Like a confession passed down from the women who carried the weight of salvation and survival in the same weary hands. Most of us had an “Annie.” She was the one who held the stories we couldn’t write down because to write our own truths was illegal. The one who knew the power in a pot of greens simmered with prayer, who wiped fevers away with hands anointed in oil, who sent you back into the world healed, fed, and blessed. She knew scripture by heart, but also which herbs to brew for a stubborn cough, how to sweep bad energy out the door, how to whisper something over you before you walked into trouble.

Sinners might look like a film about spiritual warfare on the surface, but it’s doing something deeper. It pulls back the veil on how we’ve always lived at the intersection of faith and folk practices, even without the words to name it. It shows the tension and tenderness of holding onto Jesus while still reaching for the old ways that kept us alive long before we were stripped of our practices and handed what was deemed a respectable replacement.

Annie stood in the sacred space that’s always belonged to us, where the holy and Hoodoo aren’t at odds, but threads of the same divine tapestry. This isn’t about choosing between them; it’s remembering they’ve always been woven together, and how our survival has always been a spiritual practice. But why have African spiritual practices — tools of protection, healing, and power — been demonized so long? And how are Black folks reclaiming what was never fully lost?

The Demonization of African Spiritual Practices

From the moment our ancestors were stolen, their spiritual practices were a threat. Not because they were “evil,” but because they were powerful and rooted in connection, community, and a cosmology that didn’t need a white savior. Colonial powers couldn’t allow that kind of autonomy, so they labeled what our ancestors carried as witchcraft. As evil. As dangerous. That’s why “voodoo” is still shorthand in movies for something dark and dangerous. It’s why a Black woman burning sage gets side-eyed while anointing oil from the pulpit is seen as holy. Over time, those labels stuck, passed down from plantation to pulpit, until even we started to believe the lie. We’ve inherited suspicion of our own power, even as we unknowingly carry it forward. 

It wasn’t enough to enslave Black bodies, they tried to enslave our spirits, too. Laws stripped away every tool of spiritual resistance. Drumming, gathering for worship without white oversight, African rites, all outlawed. It wasn’t about evil; it was about control. As D. Danyelle Thomas writes in The Day God Saw Me as Black, “Christianity, as it arrived on American plantations, is a contradictory, oppressive religion designed to impress upon the enslaved African that their bondage has been preordained.” 

But the roots run deep, and to combat it, we did as we always do; alchemists transmute. No drums; we’ll make the pews and floorboards carry the rhythm. We’ll still call our ancestors’ names. And when they said there’s only one way to reach God, we knew better. We had already met God in the trees, in the water, in the wind.

The Legacy of Religious Syncretism and Survival

We were never just handed Christianity; we negotiated it. Adapted it. Transformed it. Syncretism wasn’t a concession; it was survival. When the old ways were stripped from our names, our bodies, our languages, we folded them into the new religion forced on us. The result was something uniquely ours, making space for both Jesus and our ancestors at the same table.

That’s why Hoodoo uses the Psalms; not just as sacred scripture, but as spellwork. Psalm 91 or 23 could be both prayer and protection. Anointing oil, drawn from Exodus, was a rootworker’s tool. And while Catholic missionaries preached saints, enslaved Africans saw Orishas in the stained-glass windows. This is where the lines blurred between “holy” and “heretical,” between the altar and the root bag, between the preacher and the prophetess laying hands and whispering prayers. Thomas writes, “The Black Christian tradition only exists because of the African cosmology through which it is both birthed and synchronized.” The shout on Sunday morning is the Ring Shout by another name. The spirit in church is the same one our ancestors called down by firelight, hidden from the enslaver’s eye.

The Modern Reclamation of Hoodoo and African Spirituality

The practices they tried to kill are now thriving. In the last decade, we’ve watched Hoodoo, Ifá, and other African spiritual systems resurge, with Black folks reclaiming them as living, legitimate faith traditions. Practices once used in secrecy are now taught in workshops, written in books, boldly displayed on altars no longer hidden in plain sight.

This revival has come with a hunger for something that sees us fully. For spirituality that doesn’t ask us to shrink, erase our ancestry, or choose between the divine and our Blackness. And it’s tied to broader movements: Black feminism, Afrofuturism, Black mental health. Instagram and TikTok have become classrooms and sanctuaries. Young Black women post reels showing how to dress a candle, work a jar, read a dream. Accounts share Yoruba prayers, tutorials, and reflections on ancestor veneration. These teachers claim space without apology: this is ours. This is holy. This is sacred. It always has been.

Decolonizing Christianity: What it Means and Looks Like

Decolonizing Christianity doesn’t mean throwing Jesus away. It means stripping away the whiteness wrapped around our theology. It’s reclaiming a God who looks like us, sounds like us, moves through our history with us. James Cone called it Black liberation theology. Womanist theologians like Delores Williams and Katie Cannon named how even liberation theology ignored Black women’s voices. Writers like Thomas ask: Whose image does it serve? Decolonizing faith isn’t rejecting Christianity. It’s remembering our ancestors never received it clean. They infused it with their cosmology, their rhythms, their knowing. Jesus didn’t come to uphold an empire; he came to liberate the oppressed.

We’ve been taught it’s either/or. But for many of us, it’s never been that simple. However, Annie’s words in Sinners remind us that prayer and conjure were never in competition. If you’ve ever cleaned your house before the new year, went to Watch Night service, counted your money at midnight, and ate black eyed peas, collard greens, and cornbread on New Year’s Day, you were practicing both! Christianity may be home, but it doesn’t have to be the only room in the house. Ancestral practices live here too, and reclaiming them isn’t betrayal. It’s remembering. Annie made us remember the women who raised us knowing the benefits of Jesus and juniper root. 

Decolonizing faith isn’t abandoning God. It’s finding God as Black, with us, and for us. It’s loving Jesus and ourselves enough to ask: What did we lose when we let them tell us how to know God? And what might we find when we return to the knowing our grandmothers never forgot? Maybe that’s the revolution: standing in the middle of it all, hands raised, candles burning, prayers rising, declaring we are whole. We are holy. We are enough.

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