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You’d think being the fifth richest person in the world would mean you could do whatever you want whenever you want. Turns out, however, if your social media website sold out its users’ data so their personal information could be mined by an evil company working on behalf of a dictatorship to install their chosen candidate as the leader of the free world by individually exploiting voters worst fears, well then it’s a whole thing.

But having to answer some ineffective questions by a group of mostly confused old white men who don’t know how to turn on their computers isn’t all that terrible. But you know what is bad? Getting roasted by the entire internet for your awkward, robotic testimony to the United States senate. Because while Mark Zuckerberg had to answer for his Facebook‘s serious breaches of trust and amoral business decisions, plenty of people had fun with it. So to briefly ignore the horrible dystopian implications it all had for our future, and to give ourselves a temporary reprieve from the never-ending nightmare of the modern world, here are the best reactions to his testimony.

Mark Zuckerberg: Definitely a Real Human

Does This Look “Suit” Him?

When your normal look is a hooded sweatshirt and jeans, and you aren’t exactly known for your warmth, it can be jarring for people to suddenly see you in a suit trying to appear professional.

Haven’t We Seen This Before?

Zuckerberg had a very famous hearing we’ve all seen, right?

Not Great, Senators!

Zuckerberg might not have even had the worst performance during the hearing. That (dis)honor goes to the Senators who seemed to be in way over their heads talking about how Facebook was weaponized.

We Chose Poorly

A theory: Facebook is bad and we should have chosen another platform to post cat videos.

Of course we all know who the joke is really on: all of us.

Well….that’s sad. Even more depressing though? We still want you to share this on Facebook.

What was the best reaction you saw to today’s hearing? Hit like on it and post it to our comments section below.

More of the Internet’s Best Reactions

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April 10, 2018

The Internet’s Best Reactions to the Mark Zuckerberg/Facebook Senate Hearing

http://nerdist.com/zuckerberg-facebook-senate-hearing-best-reactions/

You’d think being the fifth richest person in the world would mean you could do whatever you want whenever you want. Turns out, however, if your social media website sold out its users’ data so their personal information could be mined by an evil company working on behalf of a dictatorship to install their chosen candidate as the leader of the free world by individually exploiting voters worst fears, well then it’s a whole thing.

But having to answer some ineffective questions by a group of mostly confused old white men who don’t know how to turn on their computers isn’t all that terrible. But you know what is bad? Getting roasted by the entire internet for your awkward, robotic testimony to the United States senate. Because while Mark Zuckerberg had to answer for his Facebook‘s serious breaches of trust and amoral business decisions, plenty of people had fun with it. So to briefly ignore the horrible dystopian implications it all had for our future, and to give ourselves a temporary reprieve from the never-ending nightmare of the modern world, here are the best reactions to his testimony.

Mark Zuckerberg: Definitely a Real Human

Does This Look “Suit” Him?

When your normal look is a hooded sweatshirt and jeans, and you aren’t exactly known for your warmth, it can be jarring for people to suddenly see you in a suit trying to appear professional.

Haven’t We Seen This Before?

Zuckerberg had a very famous hearing we’ve all seen, right?

Not Great, Senators!

Zuckerberg might not have even had the worst performance during the hearing. That (dis)honor goes to the Senators who seemed to be in way over their heads talking about how Facebook was weaponized.

We Chose Poorly

A theory: Facebook is bad and we should have chosen another platform to post cat videos.

Of course we all know who the joke is really on: all of us.

Well….that’s sad. Even more depressing though? We still want you to share this on Facebook.

What was the best reaction you saw to today’s hearing? Hit like on it and post it to our comments section below.

More of the Internet’s Best Reactions

Image: Facebook Live


April 10, 2018

Eve: Janet Jackson Helped Me After I Was Drugged At A Party

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Recently on "The Talk," Eve described the first time she met Janet Jackson. The singer stepped in to help after Eve had been drugged at a party.


April 10, 2018

NBA Drafts Gamers for Its New NBA 2K League

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For the first time in history, video gamers who lack the physical prowess to make it to the NBA can realize their hoop dreams of playing professional basketball thanks to a new e-sports league.

Last week, the NBA and 2K Sports held an inaugural draft for the newly created NBA 2K League, which selected 70 gamers from around the country to represent 17 NBA teams. The draft was held Wednesday at Madison Square Garden, the home court arena of the New York Knicks.

According to The Shadow League, the virtual league helps legitimize the competitive gaming industry by giving gamers the option to turn a hobby into a sustainable career path. First-round pick Shaka Browne, for instance, plans to quit his job as an Uber driver in Mount Vernon, New York, and to move to Salt Lake City to play for the Utah Jazz affiliate. He, along with the other first-round picks, will earn a $35,000 base salary to play in their team’s home city for six months. All other players will earn $32,000. In addition, the e-league will pay for their housing, travel, health, and retirement expenses. Plus, the gamers can earn extra bucks through endorsement deals and $1 million in additional prize money over the course of the season.

“Gaming is not your typical play this for fun anymore,” Browne told CBS New York. “You can really make a life out of this and a career out of this.”

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April 9, 2018

Atlanta – Robbin’ Season Recap: Darius, a Piano, and the Legacy of Abuse

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***Atlanta is back for season two, ROBBIN SEASON and we couldn’t be more excited. While not a traditional recap for us, Nicole and William get together each week to talk out the great, the innovative and the utterly bizarre of the latest episode. All the spoilers ahead.***

William: To paraphrase you: I asked for a Darius-centered episode, but like Darius himself, got something wholly unexpected. I have…a lot of feelings about this. I don’t know if any of them are coherent. First question I have, generally, is when did you know this shit was going from creepy to a Get Out situation?

Nicole: The ostrich egg.

Teddy Perkins

I literally almost tapped out at the ostrich egg. First, I literally almost vomited. Secondly, I started really looking at the setting and thought “oh, okay, I see you southern gothic.” And then I knew that wherever Darius and I thought this episode was going, we were both wrong. How about you? What was your tipping point?

William: LOL, the ostrich egg was so unsettling. I do think it did well to mess with our expectations of a TV show. We know it’s creepy and we know there’s the implied logic that Darius is in grave danger, but on TV shows, when it’s that overt, it doesn’t usually happen that way. If Al thought Darius might die, he wouldn’t be joking with him on the phone or sending texts “Are you dead?”

And even if it feels like the next logical thing to happen were this real life, I think TV shows have used that trope so much, I denied it right up until the blood on the piano and the brother in the basement.

Nicole: The tape recording did that for me. It was so simple and I was so shook. “I don’t have a butler, I just use that to remember things?” What in the Faulkner are we doing right now, Donald Glover? I’m so tempted to list a top 50 creepiest things in this 35-minute episode, but I don’t want to give into that impulse, so can we tackle the “why” of it? What does this mean?

William: Well, I’ve been thinking about this, naturally, a lot since I watched it initially. Every episode in some way can be tied to Robbin Season and it seems clear that this could refer both to the brothers being robbed of their childhood and humanity and perhaps secondarily Darius being robbed of his impulse to explore humanity.

It feels too simple to say this all about abuse at the hands of mean-spirited patriarchs and more about analyzing the cost of genius and legacy. Or maybe nothing. To be honest, after watching that, I don’t know what I know anymore.

Teddy Perkins

Nicole: It definitely notes the idea of the beating-the-talent-ito-you fathers. Definitely, but I agree that’s it not just that. Because I was struck by the gothic and the grotesque, I’ve been thinking a lot about the uncanny valley that was Teddy Perkins as a character. His face is a human face, but we don’t believe it. Glover doesn’t want us to entirely believe it, though. Because it’s a commentary on, obviously, Michael Jackson and then Sammy Sosa. These men also occupy that grotesque space wherein there is a transgression from one thing (blackness) to another (not quite whiteness).

But Teddy’s face has to be believable enough for us to take the peril that Daryl is in seriously. It’s a mask that is not mask. For me, this is a continuation of Glover’s exploration of celebrity and its construction–the mask is not a mask or the mask that must appear to not be a mask. And then to see Teddy Perkins played by himself? [runs around the room with hands in the air]. I love it.

William: Yeah, from a technical standpoint, it was a beautiful (in its grotesque) piece of television. The aesthetic of the house, Darius basically playing the role of the audience by his exploration of the rooms and relics. Thinking back, I also should’ve have been aware earlier how bad this was going to get. Darius, who didn’t flinch at the alligator kept in a room of the house. Darius who asks folks if he can measure their tree. Darius who once took a samurai sword into some Korean underground den and emerged with a dog for breeding was unnerved from the beginning. That should’ve told me something.

Nicole: Speaking of my deep love of Darius… he continues in his quest because he doesn’t want to regret not continuing. Evidently, he had a two regret death pact with someone (who!), but thats not the most Darius thing in the Darius-centered episode. When Al asks how someone would know if he had two regrets, Darius says incredulously, “Because I’d tell them.” And he would. Because he asks to measure trees. Because of the sword and the alligator and the dogs. I never doubt that he would.
So later when Darius is handcuffed to a chair and faced with death, I don’t doubt that he’s telling the truth about his father.

Teddy Perkins

William: Yeah, listen, I was already shell-shocked by the events that led to that moment that I feel like I need to watch it again to appreciate it. When Darius said earlier that his father should have apologized, that’s just a seemingly simple thing that isn’t explored that much. When we hear of these stories of horrible fathers (it’s almost always fathers, right?) abusing their elite talented children, we hear them being contrite for being exposed years later. But a straight-up apology is few and far between.

And you’re right, because Darius is who we believe him to be, I 100% believe him when he talks about his father. I’m convinced that if this wasn’t something that shapes Darius’ background, he wouldn’t invent it because he had a shotgun aimed at his chest. Which really doesn’t mean that Darius had an empathetic story to tell in the face of violence, but really that Darius is just empathetic to about every situation because he opens himself up to that possibility.

Nicole: He not only is empathetic in the face of his impending death (my dude had no outs in sight while he sat in that chair), but he goes beyond that. He not only tells Teddy that his father should have said sorry to saying “I’m sorry,” but he continues to apologize on behalf of the father before he starts telling his “daddy shit” story which is less a story than it is an accusation. All of that past trauma “doesn’t give you an excuse to repeat the same shit over and over.” It’s both understanding and demanding of accountability.

William: Agreed. I’m not sure what I expected from a Darius centered episode, but putting him in a position to show unflinching empathy no matter the trial is probably the most honest depiction of him, so bravo to the team for that. Speaking of which: are you agreeing with the internet that this was the best episode of Atlanta to date?

Teddy Perkins

Nicole: I don’t know if it was the best, but I think it was my favorite. The tried and true nerd in me wants to do a close reading of every frame because even on a second watching, so much detail jumps out at me. It feels richer and more deliberately textured than some of the other episodes. Since Atlanta is already transcendent (what genre is it? is it series? a serial?), that it keeps raising the bar and then pole vaulting over it is a joy.

How about you? Where does this rank for you in Atlanta episodes?

William: It is definitely in my top 3. It might be number one, but I need more viewings of it without the sheer shock involved. I go back to the B.A.M. episode from season one that literally accomplished like four different things with great nuance and execution. But yeah…after the feeling of just being shook, I can see the amazing artistry of this episode. Which includes this perverse sense of atmosphere it created.

Outside of this episode, I do have questions about this season in general. It doesn’t have the throughput and narrative consistency that the first season did and I don’t know if that’s intentional or the fact that everyone became a star after season one and their shooting schedule was difficult to manage. But right now it feels like a collection of vignettes. Which isn’t terrible but isn’t as cohesive as I would like.

Nicole: I’m enjoying the vignettes immensely. I think it’s likely related to everyone’s rising stars but regardless of the cause I think it’s an effective storytelling device for now. It’s unsustainable, but I think so far it offers needed windows into the characters that a traditional linear thread wouldn’t it also effectively handles the movement of time without being too overt. At a point though, we’re gonna need all of these characters back together again.

We have 5 episodes left in this season so they have room to play a little bit more, but we do need at least one episode that is grounded in the overarching narrative of the show/characters.

Teddy Perkins

William: To continue that theme, it looks like we get Van back. Possibly interacting with another one of her ain’t shit friends. Which…anything following this past week will be tough, but I am looking forward to an Earn-less Van episode.

Nicole: Anything would be less stressful than this week.

William: This shit was so stressful I forgot how stressful the previous two episodes were. Any remaining thoughts?

Nicole: Honestly, my overall thought this season mostly revolve around being excited for what these actors/actress do next in their careers. I’m excited for their less mainstream projects. More so now than I was at the end of season 2. It’s refreshing to live a show and have no none nary nan idea what to expect from the next episode.

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