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You’d think being the fifth richest person in the world would mean you could do whatever you want whenever you want. Turns out, however, if your social media website sold out its users’ data so their personal information could be mined by an evil company working on behalf of a dictatorship to install their chosen candidate as the leader of the free world by individually exploiting voters worst fears, well then it’s a whole thing.

when everything's fine and you feel great pic.twitter.com/d8wenWQfd5

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) April 10, 2018

But having to answer some ineffective questions by a group of mostly confused old white men who don’t know how to turn on their computers isn’t all that terrible. But you know what is bad? Getting roasted by the entire internet for your awkward, robotic testimony to the United States senate. Because while Mark Zuckerberg had to answer for his Facebook‘s serious breaches of trust and amoral business decisions, plenty of people had fun with it. So to briefly ignore the horrible dystopian implications it all had for our future, and to give ourselves a temporary reprieve from the never-ending nightmare of the modern world, here are the best reactions to his testimony.

Mark Zuckerberg: Definitely a Real Human

act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human act like human pic.twitter.com/lYSVV1Vg7Y

— it me jeff meltz (@thecultureofme) April 10, 2018

This Zuckerberg hearing turned into a battle of TNG vs DS9. pic.twitter.com/lyro4V1Gel

— April Wolfe (@AWolfeful) April 10, 2018

Senator: “You insist that you’re human.. could I ask you to walk over here and demonstrate that for me?”

Mark #Zuckerberg: pic.twitter.com/l0GC4sCgCm

— Mark Zuckerberg Memes (@ZuckerbergMemes) April 10, 2018

Hello, I am Mark Zuckerberg. A human dressed me in this tie to seem approachable.

— Futurism (@futurism) April 10, 2018

Totally not a robot#Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/dQ37VYlaYL

— Bear (@Mechacomfy) April 10, 2018

I made the Zuckerberg testimony bingo board so you don't have to. pic.twitter.com/dsuli2qEMo

— Molly McGlew (@MollyMcGlew) April 10, 2018

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— Matt Patches (@misterpatches) April 10, 2018

Does This Look “Suit” Him?

When your normal look is a hooded sweatshirt and jeans, and you aren’t exactly known for your warmth, it can be jarring for people to suddenly see you in a suit trying to appear professional.

How you look bullshitting in class vs when your parents show up at the principals office. pic.twitter.com/lNxYQrpH42

— KING TRILLMONGER (@IfyNwadiwe) April 10, 2018

when u drink 2 glasses of red wine while watching Amelie and decide to cut your own bangs pic.twitter.com/EPYHtZn3QI

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 10, 2018

LOL does he get a kiddie restaurant placemat to draw on with that booster seat (from @KaivanShroff) pic.twitter.com/PEcOUnKMbZ

— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) April 10, 2018

Mark Zuckerberg sounds like a kid at his first Model UN conference who has clearly only read his country’s Wikipedia page the night before committee and is relying solely on his knowledge of procedure.

— Erin Vail (@vailerin32) April 10, 2018

That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth pic.twitter.com/VEaQjz9Z6s

— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) April 10, 2018

Haven’t We Seen This Before?

Zuckerberg had a very famous hearing we’ve all seen, right?

anyway, here's zuckerberg's arrival set to the radiohead cover from "the social network" trailer pic.twitter.com/wsuA8GaVFY

— David Mack (@davidmackau) April 10, 2018

Watching this Zuckerberg thing and was not expecting to see the Winklevoss twins pop up behind him playing shirtless racquetball

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 10, 2018

Mr. Zuckerberg, my constituents are very concerned about Aaron Sorkin's stilted and contrived dialogue. Would you please recite this SOCIAL NETWORK monologue in your natural cadence?

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) April 10, 2018

How many senators would have noticed if Mark Zuckerberg had sent Jesse Eisenberg in his place? Less than half, right?

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 10, 2018

I'd bet a large amount of money that the extent of at least one of these senators' research for this hearing was just watching The Social Network last night and casually scrolling Facebook this morning.

— Bradford Pearson (@BradfordPearson) April 10, 2018

It's all happening so fast. #MarkZuckerberg pic.twitter.com/5mxQ9L7FOe

— Molly McGlew (@MollyMcGlew) April 10, 2018

Not Great, Senators!

Zuckerberg might not have even had the worst performance during the hearing. That (dis)honor goes to the Senators who seemed to be in way over their heads talking about how Facebook was weaponized.

“Mr. Zuckerberg, I recently took a test on your site that said my Saved By The Bell character was Screech. I ask you, sir, do you feel I am Screech?” pic.twitter.com/zg6SDQcOhL

— McNeil (@Reflog_18) April 10, 2018

How the government sounds trying to talk about Facebook. #Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/tt00NBCoI7

— Cycle (@bycycle) April 10, 2018

It would be cool to see Zuckerberg questioned by people who know how Facebook works

— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) April 10, 2018

Being yelled at for hours by a bunch of old skeletons who do not understand "the computer" is not quite the hell Zuckerberg deserves, but it's a suburb of it for sure

— Waikiki Wanda (@bulkUSBchargers) April 10, 2018

Mark Zuckerberg is now living out every young person's worst nightmare: trying to explain how tech stuff works to the nation's elderly

— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) April 10, 2018

“Mr. Zuckerberg, can you explain how I’ve been on Facebook for ten years and yet still do not have one friend request accepted?” #ZuckerbergTestimony pic.twitter.com/gPJu9V76l1

— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) April 10, 2018

I’d rather Mark Zuckerberg have my entire search history and all my credit card numbers than have to listen to Ted Cruz for another 30 seconds

— Jordan Zakarin (@jordanzakarin) April 10, 2018

Mark Zuckerberg getting The Real Facebook Experience in listening to Sen. Chuck Grassley, an 84yo man who cannot type and is confused and upset by everything he sees, just kind of rattling on about shit.

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) April 10, 2018

Not a single Senator has the stones to ask Mark Zuckerberg to take a quiz to see which 90210 character he is.

— McNeil (@Reflog_18) April 10, 2018

ZUCKERBERG DIARY ENTRY

FEB 19, 2018

Dear diary,
I suspect Facebook could profit in perpetuity as a govt protected monopoly through regulatory capture, if only there were a way to be sure the govt had no idea how to regulate it…

APR 10, 2018

Dear diary,
GREAT NEWS

— Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 10, 2018

senator: my aides have given me this complex multi-part question to read to you in a halting and uncertain voice
zuckerberg: oh no don't worry about that, our new motto is 'we fixed it'
senator: that sounds wrong but i don't know what to ask

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) April 10, 2018

I, for one, am glad the people tasked with grilling Zuckerberg are computer illiterate old men who have received thousands of dollars in campaign donations from his company. Should really get to the bottom of things!

— Rogue WH Snr Advisor (@RogueSNRadvisor) April 10, 2018

Who will be the first senator to ask Zuckerberg why their grandson won't accept their friend request?

— andrew kaczynski (@KFILE) April 10, 2018

Things are getting heated at the Zuckerberg hearing on the Hill, if this transcript clip is any indication. pic.twitter.com/MrnxHf4pFe

— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) April 10, 2018

“Mr. Zuckerberg, a magazine i recently opened came with a floppy disk offering me 30 free hours of something called America On-Line. Is that the same as Facebook?” pic.twitter.com/U7pqpUhEhQ

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 10, 2018

We Chose Poorly

A theory: Facebook is bad and we should have chosen another platform to post cat videos.

tfw you aren't being grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee pic.twitter.com/0gbOmDtJq8

— Jeffrey Young (@JeffYoung) April 10, 2018

We really should have stayed on Myspace tho.

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) April 10, 2018

When you poke her but she doesn’t poke back. pic.twitter.com/yxJ07O3mw3

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) April 10, 2018

Zuckerberg is changing his relationship status with Facebook to “It’s Complicated”.

— Lisa Marie (@xLiserx) April 10, 2018

When he heard Mark Zuckerberg would be testifying. pic.twitter.com/7kAadyJNMQ

— Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) April 10, 2018

If this Zuckerberg hearing doesn't end with a senator demanding that he introduce a "dislike" button, what are we even here for?

— Andy Merritt (@A_Merritt) April 10, 2018

Of course we all know who the joke is really on: all of us.

didnt watch any of that shit but let me guess: two halfway good questions that didnt get answered and the rest is old people confused by computers and zuckerberg being asked why facebook is biased against honest conservative americans for like an hour

— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) April 10, 2018

Worst case scenario for Mark Zuckerberg, he’s the richest unemployed person of all time.

— Jordan Zakarin (@jordanzakarin) April 10, 2018

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