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“Guys who constantly itch their balls in public totally gross me out.”
Sniffing their pits to see if they smell, multiple times.
“Sometimes I sniff my pits just to see if they smell, but even after I’ve determined the level of smelliness, I still sniff them a few more times for no apparent reason. It’s like an instinct.” —jackcleary50
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Picking their noses and THEN playing with dried snot for hours.
“My brother picks his nose and instead of throwing away the dried snot, he plays with it for hours. He'll roll it around with his index finger and thumb. When he has to do something else, he'll just stick it on the wall or side of the bed and come back later and start playing with it again! He said it's relaxing.” —bikalpak
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Itching their balls in public.
“Guys who constantly scratch their balls in public [gross me out]. Vaginas itch too, but you don’t see us with our hands three feet deep in our crotch. No one likes to hear the sound of pubes being scratched, so please knock it off.” —Stephanie Workman
Giphy / Via giphy.com
“Guys who constantly itch their balls in public totally gross me out.”
Sniffing their pits to see if they smell, multiple times.
"Sometimes I sniff my pits just to see if they smell, but even after I’ve determined the level of smelliness, I still sniff them a few more times for no apparent reason. It’s like an instinct." —jackcleary50
E! News
Picking their noses and THEN playing with dried snot for hours.
"My brother picks his nose and instead of throwing away the dried snot, he plays with it for hours. He'll roll it around with his index finger and thumb. When he has to do something else, he'll just stick it on the wall or side of the bed and come back later and start playing with it again! He said it's relaxing." —bikalpak
Via giphy.com
Itching their balls in public.
"Guys who constantly scratch their balls in public [gross me out]. Vaginas itch too, but you don’t see us with our hands three feet deep in our crotch. No one likes to hear the sound of pubes being scratched, so please knock it off." —Stephanie Workman
Giphy / Via giphy.com
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