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Still of Merricat Blackwood in We Have Always Lived in the Castle.

We Have Always Lived in the Castle is the frightening tale of the Blackwood family, who inhabit that eponymous castle. When we meet them, they are secluded from townsfolk and lost to the past and the views of their father. Problems arise, however, when cousin Charles Blackwood (Sebastian Stan) comes to town and wants to change their way of life.

Based on the 1962 novel by Shirley Jackson and directed by Stacie Passon, We Have Always Lived in the Castle is considered a “mystery-thriller,” never quite crossing the line into full-blown horror. Merricat Blackwood (Taissa Farmiga) wants only to protect her older, more naive sister, Constance (Alexandra Daddario), at whatever cost. Whether that be by going into the town that despises them so Constance doesn’t have to, or adopting the ideas of witchcraft to protect them both, Merricat is weighed down by intense anxieties and doesn’t have anyone to help her; five years ago, the young women were orphaned after their parents’ mysterious death by poisoning.

With just their ailing Uncle Julian (Crispin Glover) at the secluded estate with them, both the women could live their lives without being questioned. That is, until, cousin Charles arrives with his eye on the family’s fortune.

I found myself agreeing with Charles’s perspective sometimes, which is maybe a fault of mine. Sure, he’s greedy and wants to be a part of the family for the money, but he has a point in that Merricat is wasting their assets by obsessively burying them in the yard, and Charles has rightful concerns about her not being able to find their belongings. Because he is a threat to their strange way of life, Charles soon finds himself attacked and a villain inside the home. To be fair to all parties, I understand where they are all coming from, but it’s new for me to feel more sympathy with the seeming interloper than with the protagonist.

This is a movie filled with strange characters, set in a town possessed by rage that doesn’t make that much sense against the Blackwood family. They have a family history in the town and the people there don’t like them for their money, but that intense villager hatred seems to be more deeply rooted in something we never see. This is an area that could be better developed. Still, that hatred runs throughout the entire movie and certainly makes life “interesting” for both Merricat and Constance. Much more richly drawn is that all-too-atmospheric castle, a credit to Jackson’s mind, Passon’s vision, and her team’s execution.

At its heart, the most frightening parts of this movie are elements that are as everyday today as they are gothic: abuse, repression, greed, family secrets, and innate misunderstanding of who people really are.

We Have Always Lived In The Castle is visually stunning, a fresh look at the Shirley Jackson story, and has a slow-building dread that will stay with you. It’s spooky, but not savagely scary. Also Sebastian Stan shirtless in a bathtub? Yes, please!

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May 17, 2019

Review: We Have Always Lived in the Castle Is a Twisty, Terrifying Time

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Still of Merricat Blackwood in We Have Always Lived in the Castle.

We Have Always Lived in the Castle is the frightening tale of the Blackwood family, who inhabit that eponymous castle. When we meet them, they are secluded from townsfolk and lost to the past and the views of their father. Problems arise, however, when cousin Charles Blackwood (Sebastian Stan) comes to town and wants to change their way of life.

Based on the 1962 novel by Shirley Jackson and directed by Stacie Passon, We Have Always Lived in the Castle is considered a “mystery-thriller,” never quite crossing the line into full-blown horror. Merricat Blackwood (Taissa Farmiga) wants only to protect her older, more naive sister, Constance (Alexandra Daddario), at whatever cost. Whether that be by going into the town that despises them so Constance doesn’t have to, or adopting the ideas of witchcraft to protect them both, Merricat is weighed down by intense anxieties and doesn’t have anyone to help her; five years ago, the young women were orphaned after their parents’ mysterious death by poisoning.

With just their ailing Uncle Julian (Crispin Glover) at the secluded estate with them, both the women could live their lives without being questioned. That is, until, cousin Charles arrives with his eye on the family’s fortune.

I found myself agreeing with Charles’s perspective sometimes, which is maybe a fault of mine. Sure, he’s greedy and wants to be a part of the family for the money, but he has a point in that Merricat is wasting their assets by obsessively burying them in the yard, and Charles has rightful concerns about her not being able to find their belongings. Because he is a threat to their strange way of life, Charles soon finds himself attacked and a villain inside the home. To be fair to all parties, I understand where they are all coming from, but it’s new for me to feel more sympathy with the seeming interloper than with the protagonist.

This is a movie filled with strange characters, set in a town possessed by rage that doesn’t make that much sense against the Blackwood family. They have a family history in the town and the people there don’t like them for their money, but that intense villager hatred seems to be more deeply rooted in something we never see. This is an area that could be better developed. Still, that hatred runs throughout the entire movie and certainly makes life “interesting” for both Merricat and Constance. Much more richly drawn is that all-too-atmospheric castle, a credit to Jackson’s mind, Passon’s vision, and her team’s execution.

At its heart, the most frightening parts of this movie are elements that are as everyday today as they are gothic: abuse, repression, greed, family secrets, and innate misunderstanding of who people really are.

We Have Always Lived In The Castle is visually stunning, a fresh look at the Shirley Jackson story, and has a slow-building dread that will stay with you. It’s spooky, but not savagely scary. Also Sebastian Stan shirtless in a bathtub? Yes, please!

(image: Brainstorm Media)

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May 17, 2019

Dinosaur Baby Clothes & Onesies

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Long ago, gigantic reptiles roamed the Earth and ate each other. Fortunately, all that’s left are fossils and these adorable dinosaur baby clothes. We’ve done our best to feature dino onesies for everyone. Whether you love science, 90’s fashion, scaly cuteness, or pop culture this selection of rompers will empty your bank account faster than you can say,
Micropachycephalosaurus.

Raawr Means I Love You Onesie

Raawr! That’s the sound that your baby will make – and you for that matter – at 3 in the morning. Feeding time, little dinosaur. This onesie is the perfect baby shower gift.


Babysaurus Jurassic Park Onesie

Hold onto your butts! It’s gonna be a bumpy ride. It’ll be worth it, though. Thankfully your baby will never grow teeth that are 9 inches long. THEN we’d be in trouble.


Brontosaurus Romper with Headband

If you like boho style baby clothes, this romper is it. Between the dangling pom poms, tiny headband and happy dinos, how can you say no?


Dinosaur Walks Onesie

Having a baby is definitely a commitment, but having a dinosaur as a pet might trump that. That’d be quite the long leash. Wouldn’t the dinosaur be walking your baby?


Newborn Dinosaurs

We love these little pastel hatchlings! Did you know that dinosaur eggs were thought to be 20 times heavier than chicken eggs?


Sleeveless Dino Jumpsuit

This one is perfect for the summer. The white background is bright and the miscellaneous dinosaurs are playful! Oh, and it has a zipper instead of snaps. How neat is that?


Boobivore Onesie

Besides it’s clever play on words, this onesie promotes normalizing breastfeeding. Nom nom nom.


Reading Dino

Reading to your baby builds listening, memory and vocabulary skills and is a great way to bond. When they’re older, you can read the long dinosaur names to them in silly voices and broaden their vocabulary even further.


Tacosaurus Onesie

We thought this design was incredibly clever…and delicious. T-Rex could bite off 500 pounds in one bite! How many tacos would that be? This onesie comes in a variety of colors.


Unstoppable T-Rex Onesie

Your baby is like T-Rex in more ways than one. Eating all the time, terrorizing the world that they live in, and limited by short, stubby arms. If you gave them a reacher grabber, who KNOWS what they’d get into?


Fossilized T-Rex Onesie

Remember the Night at the Museum movies? That’s what this onesie reminds me of. Thankfully, your little one isn’t going to roam the halls of the museum at night terrorizing the security guard.


Indominus Baby Onesie

This onesie is rad. Indominus Rex from Jurassic World was a T- Rex hybrid experiment gone horribly wrong. I’ll bet your baby will be just as good at camouflage, wreaking havoc and devouring food.


Ugly Christmas Rex Onesie

Re-live your ugly Christmas sweater childhood memories through your baby. They’ll be begging for a dinosaur for Christmas in just a few years. Merry Clawmas!


Stegosaurus Onesie

This simple Stegosaurus onesie has very vibrant colors, is handmade and super soft! This is a good baby shower gift for your favorite science enthusiast.


Dinosaur Space Onesie 2 Pack

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? To eat the chickens on the other side. This jumpsuit comes with a space-themed onesie as well.


Baby T-Rex Onesie

We did feature a hatchling snapsuit above, but this one was too cute not to include. Look at the polka dots on the egg and the broken shell on top of it’s head looks like a little crown. All hail baby T!


Lochness Monster Onesie

This original piece allows your imagination to run wild. Nessie’s vibrant colors and the little adventurer in the boat are the perfect example of the young mind and its creations.


Retro Dinosaur Onesie

We think this green T-Rex looks super retro on this neon pink backround. Your little one will totally be decked out like a 90’s baby while sporting a terrible lizard on their belly. Don’t worry, there are lots of other colors to choose from!


Cretaceous in Space Onesie

Meanwhile, in space…dinosaur meetups are occurring. Your baby can wear this onesie while you read them the children’s comic book series Dinosaurs in Space by Pranas T. Naujokaitis. You’ll thank us later.


T-Rex Costume Onesie

Dress your baby up like the Queen (or king) of the dinosaurs. This onesie comes in another shade of green as well. Terrifying Tyrannosaurus Toddler.


Godzilla Chaos Onesie

This is the perfect gift for your expectant friend or family member. Warn them of the chaos that’ll ensue once their little one enters Tokyo.


Fossilized Prehistoric Onesie

This onesie doubles as a way to teach your baby about each fossilized dinosaur. When your little one grows older, you can teach them the four different types of fossils: mold, cast, ichnofossils and true form.


Rexy and I know it Onesie

C’mon, this is precious. Your baby will be so fly in this king of the dinos snap suit. LMFAO wasn’t talking about babies in their song, but we can make an exception this time.


Marbled Dinosaur Onesie

Psychedelic colors, upside-down dinosaurs and a marbled design. Who wouldn’t want to dress their little one in this dandy one-piece? We wish this came in adult sizes!


Jurassic Park Quote Onesie

This classic Jurassic Park onesie comes in three different colors. We’ll let you decide whether this onesie is about tangling with the orders of nature or if it just means that your baby is indestructible. Your choice.


Long Sleeve T-Rex Onesie

We love T-Rex, can you tell? This duo is so colorful and menacing, your baby will look bad to the bone in this romper. It’s got long sleeves and comes in 3 different colors.


Nerdasaurus Onesie

Talk about a onesie that screams geeky baby! Bright colors, a fun design and a dinosaur wearing reading glasses. Not sure what the star is all about, but it’s cute right?


Dinosaur Baby Onesie

Straight out of the 90’s, Jim Henson’s Dinosaurs was a must watch TV show for all across America. The spoiled baby symbolized how parents turned a blind eye to kids at the time, thus robbing them of any discipline. If you’ve never seen it, check out a few episodes on Youtube.


Distressed Dinosaur Onesie

No, this T-Rex isn’t emotionally distressed, like you will be at 3am when your little one wants to be fed. We like this one because it looks like an array of constellations makeup the giant lizard’s silhouette.


Pterodactyl Onesie

Did you know that Pterodactyl’s aren’t actually dinosaurs? It’s true! Thankfully, your baby won’t be able to fly around and terrorize all their nursery animals while you’re sleeping.


Calvin and Hobbes

This Jurassic version of Calvin and Hobbes is really a creative idea. Rather than Calvin and Hobbes, we have Owen and his beloved raptor Blue. It doesn’t get much cuter than this.


Extra Terrestrial Rex

You can’t go wrong with a good ‘ole E.T. reference. The play on words that this onesie creates is genius. Your little genius will appreciate it one day as well.


Disco Unicorn Onesie

If you’re looking for a snapsuit that is going to give you strange looks in the grocery store, this is the one for you. What’s more interesting than a unicorn riding to the disco on the back of a triceratops? I’ll wait.


Bodacious Cretaceous

These boldly dressed dinos are totally rockin’, dude. Bill and Ted would be proud to dress their baby in this romper. What’s your excuse? The neon colors really make this eye-catching onesie one for the books.

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May 17, 2019

Immortal Hulk #17 Review

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Writer: Al Ewing / Artist: Joe Bennet / Marvel

The schizophrenic nature of the Hulk has always been an intriguing concept, especially with the cast of colorful personalities that the character has developed over the years. So, not only is it fun to have Joe Fixit make his return in the pages of the Immortal Hulk, but he’s a worthwhile addition to the story that only adds to the grand scale that Al Ewing’s chaotic and amazing run is trying to achieve.

I’m actually surprised that Ewing hasn’t used many of Hulk’s other personalities in previous issues. We saw a brief glimpse of the original Hulk a couple of issues ago but not much of the other personalities that exist within Banner’s broken psyche. Thankfully, that gets briefly explained this issue, and gives the reader some good insight into how much pull Devil Hulk has over the other personas.

The return of Joe Fixit isn’t exactly how you would expect it. As we saw at the end of last issue, Joe appeared but in Banner’s body. This makes for some great moments. Though Hulkless, Joe proves he’s still capable of holding his own without the strength of being the Hulk. I will say that this is definitely Ewing’s most comical issue with Joe’s mobster persona running around in Banner’s frail body.

I swear Ewing and Bennett try to outdo themselves every issue with the evolution of the Hulk. Bennett plays wonderfully with the many ways the Hulk’s body can now morph and transform. This series was just made for him to experiment with that idea. The same can be said for his work with the other characters and villains. I think Agent Burbank’s powerset is one of the more unique ones we’ve seen from a Hulk villain in a while.

By the end of this issue, I’m reminded why the Immortal Hulk is so good. It’s green, it’s grotesque, it’s great. While General Fortean doesn’t really prove to be much more than a General Ross clone, the overall story is a great tale of Bruce Banner’s history, character, and him at his most desperate.

9 Gamma Irradiated Fishtanks out of 10

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May 17, 2019

Chris Rock is a Fanboy of the ‘Saw’ Franchise and Will Make a Spinoff

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Today it was reported that Chris Rock is teaming up with Lionsgate to make a spinoff of the popular horror movie franchise Saw.

According to Variety, Chris Rock said in a statement: “I’ve been a fan of Saw since the first film in 2004, I am excited by the opportunity to take this to a really intense and twisted new place.”

The comedian who is most notably known for his standup concerts and his work as an actor comedic films like I Think I Love My Wife and Death At A Funeral will take his first dive into the horror genre.

The horror genre has been a hot commodity within the past couple of years with films like A Quiet Place, Get Out and Us changing the game and creating smarter and craftier stories — its not surprising that Rock wants in on the action.

Recently a documentary was released about the depiction of Black characters and the history of Black creators in the horror genre called Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror.

Chris Rock had his own documentary released this year based on his legendary standup comedy concert Bring The Pain which chronicles the experiences during and after the HBO special was released.

Variety also reports that Joe Drake, chairman of Lionsgate’s Motion Picture Group, made the announcement on Thursday.

“When Chris Rock came to us and described in chilling detail his fantastic vision that reimagines and spins off the world of the notorious Jigsaw Killer, we were all-in,” said Drake. “‘Saw’ is one of the highest-grossing horror franchises of all time and it’s one of Lionsgate’s most successful film series. This upcoming film will still be as mind bending and intense as all the previous ‘Saw’ films. Chris conceived this idea and it will be completely reverential to the legacy of the material while reinvigorating the brand with his wit, creative vision and passion for this classic horror franchise.”

The spinoff will be released on Oct. 23, 2020.

 

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